SCP-999 Is a Safe class SCP, SCP-999 is a huge orange slime with eyes, SCP-999 Can roam the facility at will but must go to bed at 8-9 PM or go inside it's containment cell during containment breaches. SCP-999 loves to tickle and hug humans, SCP-999's diet consists of candy. SCP-999 will try to protect humans as much as possible, in one instance it was noted that SCP-999 took a bullet to save a human from being shot. SCP-999 can also cure depression.
by adudewithadog June 19, 2020
A gigantic gelatine-like entity comprised mostly of peanut butter, it is generally peaceful and comforts people and cures depression, don't harm SCP-999.
Person A: SCP-999 is a creature made out of peanut butter that warms people up and cures depression.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019
Item #: SCP-999
Object Class: Safe
SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. It's is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.
SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.
Object Class: Safe
SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. It's is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.
SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.
by POTUS Official December 15, 2021
SCP-999 Is an orange colored jelly that can adapt to any surface. It is a safe SCP and a very friendly one. It will approach any human or living creature and hug it, touch it while making high pitched love noises, I guess. It will follow you for a certain amount of time, depending on how long have you stayed with it. Basically, it is a love bug.
by IvanBigFan99 May 18, 2019
by K1N3D October 9, 2020
An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.
by fellow human October 6, 2020