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Someone who has a dodgy perm & 'tach. Wears a Shellsuit, is on the Social & is very adept @ sealing cars, car stereo's, alloys etc
by Turkish September 16, 2003
some one that lives in liverpool
im a scouser and i hate the fact that we are always branded something .my boyfriends family is always taking the mick and it just get on my nerves but if i get worked up they all say " calme down calme down" n then laugh for about 10 mins.
you called us everything under the sun after that antony lad got murdered but what you failed to see was the love people expressed for his famiily after that dredded night hundreds of people stood up and said 'this is wrong' and hundreds of people laid flowers and did walkes for him.
so next time you meet a scouser get to no them first you never no they might just turn out to be (as weired as this sounds) alright people.

by becky h March 04, 2006
A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'

'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'
by florrien May 15, 2009
Voted European Capital Of Culture 2008, beating 11 other cities.

The finalists were Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Liverpool, Newcastle-GatesHead and oxford. Liverpool beat these cities to scoop up the culture award.
Liverpool will now become the first British European Capital of Culture since Glasgow in 1990
by Louise February 15, 2005
pronounced Skowser
I live in Liverpool, and whoever has wrote stuff about scousers are wrong. You's are just stereotypical, and scallys are in every country! But because of our accent it makes us all scallys. i live here and i know not everyones like that and im not making us sound good. half of the people who have wrote in this are probaly MANCS!
by Ye laa! December 14, 2003
A name given to somebody from Liverpool.
Home to The Beatles which makes them Scousers.
They are passionate about their city and are highly loved by Cheryl Cole :)
Cheryl said = 'Your a scouser and i love those' (to Rebecca Ferguson on X Factor) and when she was touring with girls aloud 'The thing i love most about Scousers is that their very similar to Geordies!' She also said they were passionate fans.. etc.
by Push10 November 07, 2010
The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D
mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks
by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010
Criminal type who defines self pity. Morbidly rants about being hard done by whilst obsessively abusing others (e.g. Liverpool fans attitude to Hillsborough and Heysel whilst they STILL (2007) sing songs about the Munich aircrash at games vs Manchester United).
No sense of humour: Ken Dodd, Jimmy Tarbuck, Craig Charles etc etc
Also claim to be left wing! Ha. Stealing of their own, theiving from the poor, Derek Hatton, city built on slavery etc etc
Heroes of Heysel
Crowd at Anfield
Scousers et al

by Working class May 30, 2007