People from Liverpool are woolybacks.
Birkenhead me lad.
Oh, so you're a scouser.
"the line for benefits!"
"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
Notorious for being smarter, thinner, more driven and generally better than Mancunian shit bags who tend to have children at 14 to begin an economic empire of benefits.
Manc: "arrrr mayyyt, gorrer fuckin go t' get meh gyroh mayyyt,
Scouser: "What a terrible state of affairs. Well, at least you're a successful city in terms of football. Not as successful as Liverpool, mind..."