A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)
i saw a scouser today, la
by Tim December 4, 2004
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Nickname given to a person from Liverpool.
Very wrongly judged, almost instantly insulted or stereotyped when they mention to another that they are from liverpool. People there are no different from anywhere else, and everywhere has bad people no matter where you live.
Also people say the accent isnt nice, but then again the london or manchester accents arent exactly the nicest sounding either.
*talking posh*
Man 1:'oh, im from liverpool'
Man 2:oh my god, a scouser, everyone keep hold of your handbags!
by LauraC :) May 28, 2008
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Criminal type who defines self pity. Morbidly rants about being hard done by whilst obsessively abusing others (e.g. Liverpool fans attitude to Hillsborough and Heysel whilst they STILL (2007) sing songs about the Munich aircrash at games vs Manchester United).
No sense of humour: Ken Dodd, Jimmy Tarbuck, Craig Charles etc etc
Also claim to be left wing! Ha. Stealing of their own, theiving from the poor, Derek Hatton, city built on slavery etc etc
Heroes of Heysel
Crowd at Anfield
Scousers et al

by Working class May 30, 2007
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someone of liverpudlian origin who's main hobbies are stealing (usually hubcaps), and becoming pregnant while still in primary school
"whats long, scouse, and goes round corners"
"the line for benefits!"

"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
by steveo1223 March 18, 2007
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Resident of Liverpool, England. They are heavily stereotyped by idiots and the right-wing press as being thieves and scum. The truth couldn't be more different. The Capital of Culture, in 2008, will increase the exposure of Liverpool and this will, finally, show the rest of the world why Liverpool is the best city in the world.
" Awww lid. Lets go and get that car, kidda". - Stereotypical view of Liverpool.

" The stereotyping of Scousers has got out of hand. Something must be done".

"We all hate The Sun. Justice for the 96!" - Me.
by ScouserTommy June 16, 2005
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all the views of scouser on this are all steriotypical, where not all scallys that go around stealing cars and wearing fake burberry, some of us are respectable citizens in our wealthy community - if you want ot see the stereotypical you should go st johns market
"I really hate the stereotypical views on liverpudlians" - Citizen of Liverpool

"Fuckkin' 'ell, lid. Derr's no need for dose mancs to be callin' us scallies, laa... " - stereotypical view of a scally of Liverpool
by laura, becki and carrie November 8, 2004
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