Scouted

Past events do not reoccur because of the presence of new people. The presence of something new prevents the same thing from happening that happend in the past.

"Last year we got to leave work early after our big meeting. Now that the new girl is here, we can't leave work early after the big meeting. We've been scouted!"

"Damn, you got scouted!"

Scouted by A Magillacutty June 25, 2009

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Cub Scouted

When you are fingered by a person with three fingers. Like the cub scout promise sign

"Hey i got cub scouted last night. He tried for four but i couldnt hack it."

Cub Scouted by luzbuz February 24, 2009

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Scouted • Cub Scouted • Girl Scouted

Scouted

Tell me really is you bout it, talkin big'll get you scouted!

Damn nigga you been scouted!

Scouted by Scouted February 9, 2017

Girl Scouted

Its when you repeatedly go from vaginal to anal sex, like going door to door selling girl scout cookies.

Bro, I girl scouted that hot chick from Math class all last night!

Girl Scouted by friendlysexualtherapist September 8, 2011

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scouted

a synonym for hurd you

Gabby: I just got into Harvard.

Fred: Scouted, congrats!

scouted by glizzygoblinnn June 15, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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