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Scottie Pippen 

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.
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Scottie Pippen 

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.
Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!
Scottie Pippen by D-robs March 6, 2011

scottie pimpin 

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when a bitch turn her left buttcheek outward when you hittin it from the behind, and when you pull out ya dick
and she starts to queef but it queefs, it queefs, it queefs in a sensual way and it makes a hiss sound and goes on to pronunciate a slithering ssss sound..and you smack her right butt cheek and you stick ya arms in the air an ya go "scotttttiiie pimppppinnn"" in the most highest tone you can. and then you blow ya load all over her butt cheeks and fatty and how you do..and you finish that shit off by sayin "scottiieee pippinnn for the assist"
scottie pimpin...i mean i never seen that shit happen, but i know it did...a bunch a times. no example available.
scottie pimpin by A_A January 10, 2008

Scottie pippen 

A god amuong us that played for the Chicago bulls
I'm gonna dunk like Scottie pippens
Scottie pippen by Dickfiddler69 March 21, 2016

SCOTTIE PIPPEN 

The simple G.O.A.T of basketball Michael Jordan was carried by him.
Michael Jordan is nothing without Scottie Pippen.

Scottie Pippen 

To have a large swollen bump on your head, similar to Scottie Pippen in the 96-97 NBA Playoffs, when he was hit by a Alonzo Mourning elbow.
Damn!!! Look at that Scottie Pippen on his head!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026