A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!
by Tacotrex February 22, 2012
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A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
by DJhero January 25, 2011
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a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.
by hackhacktowtow May 5, 2011
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Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010
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A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010
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A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
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A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021
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