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3. scoots
Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.
Let's go smoke some scoots!
1. scoots
A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.
<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!
2. scoots
The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.
Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.
by The Protagonist Jul 26, 2005 add a video
4. Scoots
The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.
Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!
5. Scoots
combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.
man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.
by queenshaniqua Aug 4, 2005 add a video
6. scoots
awful, bad, etc.
That layout is scoots!
7. Scoots
money, scratch
I'm low on scoots, That takes scoots,
by anonymous Nov 8, 2003 add a video
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