when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit
me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch
someone who‘s in a twitter gc called „scooterhoes“. they stan tom hardy and send cursed images @ 3am. sometimes angry middle aged soccer moms want to fight them but together they’re strong and defeat them.
susan: i just saw a bunch of kiddos scooting down the street omg
karen: omg that must’ve been the scooterhoes, they‘re so powerful!!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).