when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit
me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch
someone who‘s in a twitter gc called „scooterhoes“. they stan tom hardy and send cursed images @ 3am. sometimes angry middle aged soccer moms want to fight them but together they’re strong and defeat them.
susan: i just saw a bunch of kiddos scooting down the street omg
karen: omg that must’ve been the scooterhoes, they‘re so powerful!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!