scootercone 

when a guy straps a dildo on his head and fucks a girl head-first like a unicore on pcp

marc gave liz the scootercone on the pool table to the delight of everyone who was watching

scootercone by paul benito thompson February 24, 2008

scootercide 

when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit

me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch

scootercide by ur all noobs March 9, 2019

scooterhoe

someone who‘s in a twitter gc called „scooterhoes“. they stan tom hardy and send cursed images @ 3am. sometimes angry middle aged soccer moms want to fight them but together they’re strong and defeat them.

susan: i just saw a bunch of kiddos scooting down the street omg
karen: omg that must’ve been the scooterhoes, they‘re so powerful!!

scooterhoe by bobduncan420 March 4, 2019