Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.

Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?

Scootchy by SnortyG November 4, 2009

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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

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The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

scootch by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010

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A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

Scootch by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

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war scootch by mika.chan January 25, 2008

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get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

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Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

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