I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

I'm either about to toot or shoot by ozzyp January 25, 2017

scootabot 

A cool dude crusin' down the neighbothood generaly a bot running on ScootOS and has a friend named Chrome.

scootabot, scoot-a-bot, scoot scoot scoot a bot

scootabot by kunkmaildude December 4, 2016

scootabout 

a vehicle or mode of transportation

We are going to the store in our scootabout. So there for we are going to scootabout to the store.

scootabout by Stew Pidfuck October 25, 2007

scootabootabitch 

Typically used to describe a promiscuous female...one might say a "bar whore" or a "slut", possibly even a "slag"...

Hey I would try to hit that hoe, she's a scootabootabitch!

Everyone in town has been with that scootabootabitch, you better wrap your shit...TWICE!

scootabootabitch by Maddie Misanthrope March 6, 2008