Sconer

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

by Shplibitz October 3, 2014

sconerism

someone who does not have any pupic hairs in there tenage years

if you did not have any pubes you suffer from sconerism

by woza March 9, 2007

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

by Dancer of the seas February 17, 2009

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

by StephoSlash June 25, 2019