A cryptic and laughable sect, dressed as a religion (for tax purpose) that now advertise on Urban Dictionary (shame on you).
Dude A : Man, did you see those Scientology banners on UD?
Dude B : Yep ! BustedTees may have some lame t-shirts, but at least, the chicks are hot...
Dude B : Yep ! BustedTees may have some lame t-shirts, but at least, the chicks are hot...
by EvilNoodle May 14, 2008
by novelty_cheque November 10, 2009
A strange, pseudo-science cult founded by science fiction author, L Ron Hubbard in 1952. Scientology claims to be able to cure any type of disease such as diabeetus aids or even "cure" homosexuality. Apparantly, that appealed to many famous actors like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, because they seemed to flock towards the strange cult. The "CHURCHES" main practice is Dianetics, a half assed pile of crap which was advertised as a "self help" treatment, even though it just advertises the shitty cult it was spawned from.
Scientology is subject to many lulz from message boards, encyclopedia dramaitica, and many other peoples on the internet. Scientology is surrounded in controversy since its founding, and the creator of this monstrocity of a religion's moralities were questioned after being discharged from the navy, and being permanantly banished from England.
Scientology is subject to many lulz from message boards, encyclopedia dramaitica, and many other peoples on the internet. Scientology is surrounded in controversy since its founding, and the creator of this monstrocity of a religion's moralities were questioned after being discharged from the navy, and being permanantly banished from England.
scientology is scary :O
by Jeremy Orkin June 19, 2010
by TheConquerer February 08, 2008
A giant sucking maw designed to trap the gullible and remove them from their money, dignity, and ability to discriminate between reason and complete bullshit.
Scientology was invented by L. Ron Hubbard, one of the most notorious charlatans, fantasists, and liars every to waddle around like a big fat douche bag.
Scientology was invented by L. Ron Hubbard, one of the most notorious charlatans, fantasists, and liars every to waddle around like a big fat douche bag.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard says that we are all possessed by the souls of aliens murdered by Xenu, so clearly he's full of shit. I, however, am a christian and I believe that God made the world in seven days and that Mary really was a virgin when she pushed out the Jebus. So I'm a fuckin' genius, then.
by Big Gwinnie March 25, 2010
Dangerous cult founded by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard when his shite attempts at science fiction epics failed to make him a zillionaire. Ropes people in by pretending to be a counselling service. Consists of an underclass of ordinary mortals who are charged through the soles of their boots for the chance to grab a hold of cheap electrical gizmos and read still cheaper sci-fi masquerading as a cross between psychiatry and cosmology, and an upper crust of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta who are treated with kid gloves for their PR value. Among its out groups are psychiatrists and doctors ... well, ya gadda keep the more honest competition away. Avoid if you wish to stay solvent, if you wish to stay sane, if you fancy enjoying some good old-fashioned noisy childbirth ... or if you fancy eating clams.
by Fearman November 04, 2007
1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.
2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.
2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.
1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.
2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.
Guy 2: I know.
2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.
by Eric August 15, 2006