When someone named Sara/Sarah sends long descriptive paragraphs describing her current state or status. It may not be grammatically correct or necessary, but it is highly informative.
Omg I justgot a Saragraph! Looks like it’s been a hard day AGAIN :(
Judging peoples' social standing in relation to measurable needs, profiles, attitudes and passions of their friends and colleagues.
Facebook gives you insight into sociographics. It lets you count how many of Ginger's friends are Justin Beiber fans. Then you can compare this to how many of *their* friends are Justin Beiber fans.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"