schwip

verb - taking a sip of any Schwepppes product, typically used when giddy.

"Dude, gimme a schwip of that ginger ale!"

by M. Geib April 26, 2008

Schwip

The act of ejaculating in a comical manner, usually the word is accompanied by an up and down hand motion and a hand in the person being told's face.
jizz ejaculate skeet

Martin: Yo dude, I'mma schwip on your face just like I did to your mom!
Davon: Dude that's just messed up bro.

by LemonGuy0016 September 29, 2014

Schwip

A white cunt. (ie. a finance bro)

Defined July 2020 due to reddit boys getting offended by the play on the name Charles Schwab to Charles Schwip.

Chaz: Says something fucking irrelevant.

You: Shut the fuck up schwip.

by schwipwhipper July 16, 2020

AB Schwip

Ottawa based rapper known for his well orchestrated bars and his fantastic flow. He is often compared to Tupac or Biggie. He is very good fam

Guy: Yo fam what artist is this, this track sounding way too hot!

Fan: It’s AB Schwip fam, he’s the hottest in the game!

by Gronkfan March 5, 2021

Schwip

A car

To get the bitches I need the schwip. Can’t get bitches without the schwip.

by MeltingColors September 9, 2022

Schwip

The sound a page makes when it turns.

"Schwip went the page"

by anonymous June 2, 2024