schwappler

An eerily content surfer who will surf anytime, anywhere no matter the conditions.

Guy1: yo you know where Alec is? Im tryin to hit up that og dank kush.

Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.

Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?

Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.

schwappler by SchwinkLord June 10, 2018

schtapler 

another way of saying stapler, but this is used 2 make fun of Nick Spaulding A.K.A. Schpaulding

Schpaulding the Schweedisch Schtapler

schtapler by Coony McCoonin March 9, 2005

schwale

When you consider funnelling a beer then just decide to schwale it

Fuck bro I wanted to shotgun it but I fucked up the hole so I have to schwale it!

schwale by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017

schwalbe 

a Dick shaped pussy that squirts OJ

the guy wanted sumthing to drink for breakfest so he asked his wife for some pussy oj shwalbe bevrage. from her schwalbe. wich is a dick shaped pussy

schwalbe by Waldo Schwalbe November 11, 2007

schwallied 

drunken, canned, hammered, boozed

Martin: "Lets have a last schwally!"

Craig: "No thanks, i'm very schwallied!"

schwallied by PatrickKing December 27, 2006

schwalen 

The most gorgeous girl in the world. She’s smart, kind and sweet. The prettiest girl in the world. The most lovable person ever and words can not describe her in anyway.

Schwalen is the best

schwalen by Maybe jack November 29, 2018

schwallies 

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage. First used by M. Patterson of Blackpool.

Neil : Are we going Skydiving then?
Matt : Yes, however I shall require a few schwallies before doing so to calm my nerves

Matt : Lets go into town for the 45th night on the row... just for a few schwallies.

schwallies by Some Negro June 20, 2005