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The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.
Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!
by Branden Panico December 10, 2007
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1.
the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.
Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.
by Nate and Chris September 23, 2007
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2.
A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)
I schwanked your cake, bleezatch
by jiggidy123456 April 02, 2009
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3.
To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.
"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."
by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009
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4.
adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.
"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"
by Sun355 April 25, 2007
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5.
An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.
Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
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6.
Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.
Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?
by Ryan C. Martin May 05, 2007
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7.
a sexual act combining defication with masturbation
"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"
by jeff wode May 08, 2004
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