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Hollywood Schwal 

Someone who tells fake stories about his success with women all the time, while everyone knows that they are fake.
Schwal: „And then i turned around and she was just naked!“
Everyone: „HahaHa crazy dude“
Everyone afterwards: „Lmao he is such a Hollywood Schwal. How can someone be so bad at lying.“
Related Words

SCHWELTCHER 

A person who is disgusting and who does not appeal to you.

Pronounced- SK-WEL-CHER
Person one:-
This bird just messaged me and she was an utter SCHWELTCHER

Person two:- PAHAHAHAHA
SCHWELTCHER by Matty_798 June 29, 2020
Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.

Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.

Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"

Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"

Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"

Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
Schwalm by christinester March 6, 2010
Scottish term for a drink, usually of the alcoholic variety.
Wee Man: Hey big man, ye gang doon eh pub for a wee schwally?

Big Man: Aye, pure schwally man!
schwally by RossTMcConnell April 16, 2008
To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe
Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.
schweel by emmersem June 30, 2010

Schweller 

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"
I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!
Schweller by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020