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n. 1. Really big douchebag; as in a dickhead or jerk 2. A person who is a secret asshole
1.

Jim: "He's just such a Schwaan, they're all Schwaanz!"

Misty: "What's a Shwaan?!"

Jim: "A secret asshole. Like the dickheads at her party"

2. Randy: "Jimmy why you gotta be such a Schwaan?!"
by JimmyPolizzi August 28, 2010
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