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schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
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Schwanzlutscher 

Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!
Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006
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Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005

Schwanky 

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.
"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"
Schwanky by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

Schwanzkopf 

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?
Schwanzkopf by Skkyline August 5, 2022

Schwang Wang Wang 

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."
Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Schwang Wang Wang by TYT Army January 23, 2011

Mein Schwanz ist groß 

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general
kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*