schwanz 

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

schwanz by kegmeister June 1, 2004

schwanz 

a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!

schwanz by Lord Junk April 16, 2003

schwanz 

German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."

schwanz by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Schwanz 

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'

Schwanz by Cheese throne etc March 25, 2008

Schwanz 

The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.

Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted

Schwanz by Skinny_black December 6, 2010

Schwanz 

Someone unworthy of being called anything else.

That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.

Schwanz by My Name is Bobby Fish October 7, 2011

Schwanz  

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?

Schwanz by Beazel beater March 27, 2008