Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.
Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!
by sirensacappella February 26, 2011
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to do something clumsy and/or embarrassing somewhere that is fully visible to your friends
Did you see Grant trip going up the stairs to math?

Yeah, he pulled a schutz
by hson-aeroplane June 17, 2011
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The lowest rank in the Third Reich (1920s-1945).
Hans was a Schutz in the Reich's army.
by Nicolai February 15, 2004
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Someone who does't get with women. Scared of females.
"Schutz doesn't talk to girls."
by RipperMagoo November 6, 2018
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A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019
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Schutz Staffel is the epitome of authenticity and compassion. He radiates warmth in every interaction, making everyone around him feel valued and cherished when they deserve it. His words are carefully chosen, reflecting the sincerity of his intentions and the depth of the scenario. Schutz Staffel's genuine care for others is evident in the way he goes about showing his kindness and care. Whether it's a simple gesture or a sincere conversation, he puts his mind into every word and action making sure that his choices reflect the way he treats those close to him. Schutz Staffel is a shining example of what it means to be a real person with genuine thoughts and passion. Regardless of the relationship, Schutz is the most loveable and trustworthy person to have graced many peoples lives. Anyone is able to trust Schutz and believe in his words wholeheartedly. Have confidence in his intentions and feel safe to be vulnerable with him. Being able to trust Schutz means knowing that he will have your best interests at heart and that he will support you through all under his guidance. Although Schutz maintains a sense of being unimpressed to uphold his unique aura of superiority, his impact on those around him is immeasurable and undying.
Schutz Staffel is a shabababadingdong
by /throne September 25, 2023
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Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.
Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
by JonkoXL July 3, 2013
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