A term given to someone when they're so annoyingly good at something, it takes all the fun out of it for everyone else.
Jimmy - "Do you fancy a game of footy down the park?"
Ted - "Yeah, that would be ace, shall I give Bob a call and see if he wants to come?"
Jimmy - "Nah, that Bobs a fucking Schumacher, he'll ruin it for everyone!!"
Ted - "Yeah, that would be ace, shall I give Bob a call and see if he wants to come?"
Jimmy - "Nah, that Bobs a fucking Schumacher, he'll ruin it for everyone!!"
by Jerkywolf March 9, 2007
Noun.
One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.
One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.
by frank carter May 14, 2005
To drive fast, usually through winding streets, and take corners hard. Refers to multiple Fomula 1 Championship winner Michael Shumacher.
by Jimmehh September 18, 2005
Transitive Verb
To suffer a contrived form of misfortune deliberately inflicted by another party, easily recognisable after it has occurred through its sheer effrontery. Often used in a sporting context, although can also be applied to more domestic situations.
To suffer a contrived form of misfortune deliberately inflicted by another party, easily recognisable after it has occurred through its sheer effrontery. Often used in a sporting context, although can also be applied to more domestic situations.
1. Damon was cruising around the circuit with ease on route to his first world championship, until he was schumachered out of contention by a rogue Benetton
2. Helen was enjoying a delightful cup of tea, until she noticed Adam had put a pube in it, thus schumachering her considerably.
2. Helen was enjoying a delightful cup of tea, until she noticed Adam had put a pube in it, thus schumachering her considerably.
by kemperboyd63 March 3, 2010
The greatest name ever to grace the Formula One paddock. This is the surname of legend Michael Schumacher and his son Mick.
Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.
Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.
Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Person 1: Do you watch F1?
Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.
Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.
Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.
Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.
Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
by F1 Trivia December 12, 2021
A derogatory insult, usually saved for an occasion that calls for extremely colourful language. Taken from the Hollywood Director Joel, a Schumacher is an often annoying, blatently homosexual individual whose penchant for all things colourful and rubber, single handedly killed one of the most grippingly dark action franchises of the 90's
"Your such a fuckin' Schumacher!"
by G-Train August 2, 2005
Usually used as an insult to refer to someone as a pedophile, a compulsive liar, a male in his twenties who lives at home and has no car or job, a man with a small penis, usually has tattoos of idiotic sayings or symbols in strange places, and a person with little to no common sense.
by shaggy faggydoo January 16, 2011