n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.
Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.
by Murderface April 10, 2007
A sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. A person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.
"Colin then told his audience to go to the website. When all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. He is such a schrutebag."
by w. glass April 10, 2007