When you drop your iPhone face-down and have to check if the screen is cracked or not
"I dropped my iPhone off the balcony this morning and had the most stressful case of Schrodinger's iPhone when I had to pick it up. Thank God the screen wasn't cracked!"
by KimJongLil May 19, 2014
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The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.
by Captain Rummidew December 8, 2011
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A term pertaining to Jewish existence in modern media. The statement refers to how Jews are treated in modern media, showing how they are treated in the culture group of "Whites" by colored-rights activists and how they are treated in the culture group of "Colored" by white supremacists.

Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.
A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.
by ThatShyKidAndrew November 16, 2018
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A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.
Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
by BobtheCob January 18, 2021
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Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.
“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit
by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020
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When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard
by TotallyDinosaur October 4, 2023
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A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught
Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon
by g1GGl3z July 23, 2016
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