schplucker 

a wet fart which leaves tracks in one's undies

His wife wondered how many schpluckers ito took to make such a nasty underwear stain.

schplucker by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

bearded clam schucker 

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

bearded clam schucker by Leifster October 10, 2008

Schmucker 

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

Schmucker by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Schlacker 

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

Schlacker by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

schmuckery 

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

schmuckery by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004