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schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
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Schlägmän 

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

Schlägmän 

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.
You look very Schlägmän today.
Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022

Shalaganting 

(shall-a-gant) To be doing something of interest away from the home.

you can not be shalaganting at home.
Taylor; how about some shalaganting after school?
Erik; cant.
taylor; well i cant shalagant alone


Taylor; dude how you gonna act adding shalaganting to urban?
Erik; how you gonna act asking me how im gonna act?
Shalaganting by t mobile January 14, 2009

Schlagnog 

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
Schlagnog by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

Shlaganaganaggit 

Noun, adjective;

Used to describe someone who is of low intelligence or/and a gangster.
You shlaganaganaggit! Funner isn't a word!

Pull your pants up you shlaganaganaggit. And stop flipping me off!
one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths
i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator
schloogan by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009