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harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."
Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah
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schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.
schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

shnoseberry 

"man you should of seen the massive shnoseberry I blew out my ass"
shnoseberry by MeganP May 20, 2008

schnozberries 

the greatest fruit that grows on walls/back seat police windows.
"the shnozberries taste like shnozberries" super troopers
schnozberries by milog19 May 2, 2005

schnozberry 

n; delicious tropical fruit catering to the tastes of underground Doozers from the imaginary world of Fraggle Rock.
Today I found a schnozberry tree and thought, "Oh, what a wonderful day to be alive!"
schnozberry by Gobo September 20, 2005

schnozberries 

One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers

"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."
schnozberries by guynamedrob October 16, 2005

Schnasberry

An imaginary word that is made up by niggas that are high
that Schnasberry tastes like Schnasberry
Schnasberry by R G October 13, 2003