An alcohlic beverage that tastes like candy, goes down smooth, and guarantees you a long night with the great white bowl. But even after you've puked your brains out, your breath will still smell like minty freshness. In short, Schnopps is an ingenious drink that will someday take over the world.
Fuck toothpaste...Brush with SCHNOPPS!!!!
Fuck toothpaste...Brush with SCHNOPPS!!!!
man to woman (who is currently hung over the porcelain god) "what'd you drink?"
"shh..."
"no! what did you drink"
"shhhh...."
"god damnit lisa, tell me what you were drinking"
"schhhhhhhnopps!!!!!!!"
oh schnopps
"shh..."
"no! what did you drink"
"shhhh...."
"god damnit lisa, tell me what you were drinking"
"schhhhhhhnopps!!!!!!!"
oh schnopps
by katenmegs November 29, 2006