schlopp

v. tr. schlopps, schlopped, schlopping

1. To strike the face of another, resulting in a mushroom tattoo.
2. A wang slap.

"He finished that bitch off with a nice schlopping."
"You're going to get schlopped like a gaymo."

by D.T February 5, 2006

Schloppe

A term used to define the level of quality used in many modern-day American "greasy spoon" restaurants. Its a fancy way of saying "slop".

Where are you working?

I'm a schloppe cook.

by eshm March 2, 2009

Schlopp

A person who has no idea what they do wrong, nor want to correct themselves for their mistake.

That guy over on the ground? He is a total schlopp.

by Sephirous May 24, 2016

Schlopp

A dog found in ancient folklore claiming to come from the mythical kingdom of Schlopp.

Come here slopppppyyyyyy, schlopppppdoggggg come hereeee.

by therealmarclopez October 20, 2020

Schlopps

The nickname of a chunky friend.

Hey schlopps how many twinkies have you ate today.

by C. Moore. Butts. November 22, 2016

Schlopp

To aggressively consume, devour.
"Schlopping" is to eating as "gooning" is to masturbation.

I am schlopping on this meal. I can't talk right now; I'm schlopping.

by Varkinkletine November 24, 2024

Schlopp Sauce

a beverage that is acquired at a fast food joint

Juan: "You want a sip of the Schlopp Sauce?"

Uriel: "You know I like the Schlopp Sauce"

by BrothaLoaf August 16, 2016