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A sweet puppie or dog that dawdles incorrigibly, sniffing aimless on walks. While all dogs love to, and fact need to sniff their environments, in particular traces of other dogs, a schnooples will give the impression of simply not wanting to keep moving along a linear trajectory, of seeking out the convergence of vectors that delineate non-euclidean fields and planes.
Most any dog that appears to be in a distinct non-hurry is a clear candidate for being considered a schnooples.
by Ross Chansolm July 15, 2010

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