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4.
of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot
marie is totally schnockered
by ken January 30, 2005
 
1.
totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed
I be schnockered
by podlowe March 24, 2003
 
2.
The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.
God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 January 19, 2007
 
3.
a really random instance of drunkeness; extremely drunk
I was completely schnockered on my birthday.
(I have only met a few people who have heard this word, and most of them are from Montana! :)
by Teddra March 15, 2005