schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

scundered 

In Belfast and environs this means 'embarassed' but in mid-ulster it means 'annoyed' or 'frustrated'

I was so scundered at work today

scundered by mc77 October 3, 2007

Schneidered 

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.

Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.

Schneidered by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016

schnokered 

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

Schneidered 

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.

A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.

Schneidered by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007

scundered 

Scundered is the slang term for embarassed.It is mainly used in northern ireland.

oh my god i was so scundered the other day when i fell in front off all thoses guys.

scundered by Aisling said like Ash-ling April 3, 2005

scundered 

norn irish term for being totally mortified infront of people

-omg leek yesterday i leek was walking home leek and leek i was passing these leek great wee lads leek yea? and then i leek omg leek totally tripped and fell leek and my skirt was up over my leek head leek!!!
-omg leek scundered for ye

scundered by karen and aoife September 13, 2005