2 definitions by cdnmale1972
That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.
Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.
by cdnmale1972 November 3, 2015
Having doggy style sex with a lactating woman and the male reaches around and milks her into a bowl. Once he has enough milk he proceeds to eat cereal (normally cheerios) with the bowl resting on her back while still having sex.
My woman is great! First I find out she's still breastfeeding, then this morning I was late for work but still wanted a piece so she suggested we save time by having me cereal bowl her. It was so sweet I didn't even need to add sugar to it.
by cdnmale1972 December 4, 2010