Schnid

Totally fine word that replaces the word shit and means the pee pee whole of a dick

Ahhh schnid here we go again

Schnid by Schnidmaster69 July 30, 2021

Schnid

A pee hole.
Penis hole.
The hole at the tip of a penis.

I got screwed in tha schnid and it really hurt!!! Get the fuck away from my Schnid(to be used when being persued by mexicans).

Ohmygodmyschnidisreallyenormous.

Schnid by Leo B January 14, 2006

Schnid

Very nice word to save you from using fowl language. Also means the pp hole

Ah schnid he we go again

Schnid by Schnidhomies August 16, 2021

Schnide 

Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck

Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....

Schnide by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019

schneid 

Winless, scoreless or hitless, in dating or especially in sports. Used especially when a long loosing streak is broken. Comes from Gin Rummy when if you lose all the hands you have to pay double or get "schneidered."

The 0-8 Detroit Pistons won their first game. Finally they are off the schneid.

schneid by bonerici November 15, 2012

schlid

A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sad lonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.

A: You see Jimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!

schlid by WAZZUUUUP! February 17, 2015

Kathie Schmid 

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)

The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.

Kathie Schmid by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005