(adjective) when something is particularly stupidly done or ditzy, or can be used instead of saying "fail". Translated into English it is "shoelace-y" from the original German. It was originally created to convey the message of a sarcastic "good job" in German, but ended up evolving into the current use.
a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.
Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.
Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."
When you smear and blur a drawing or something written.
The word Schmurred is not interchangeable with the words smeared or blurred. The item must have been smeared and blurred for the term "Schmurred" to be applicable
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.