To Schmooze (v) A term often used to describe formal or semi formal setting in which one party or individual attempts to influence another by means of flattery, gifts or any other non-monetary form of compensation.
Especially common term in politics and lobbing.
Especially common term in politics and lobbing.
1: Where were you last night?
2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
by Greg-in-DC June 24, 2011
by DopazReal November 30, 2022
To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.
Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.
Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.
by Rali July 26, 2005
to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010
Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.
by RoJoSoSlow December 8, 2003
by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010
One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.
"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl
by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2009