Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease February 11, 2012

Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.

“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze”

“What’s a schmoozer”

by Girlinurcar January 19, 2019

Schmoozer

When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.

I saw another schmoozer talking to kids outside the school.

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023

Schmoozer

A word that descibes a sloppy drunk; mostly teenagers when drinking at parties

The drunk girl made a schmoozer of herself by hitting on her best friend.

by i've been schmoozing October 12, 2010

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004