Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

schmodied 

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.

"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

schmodied by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007

schmoney 

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

schmoney by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

Schmooie 

A term of endearment for a child or loved one.

Grandma loves you schmooie.

Schmooie by Natty1648 October 7, 2017

Ass Schmoner 

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

Ass Schmoner by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

Schmobie 

A air pocket in a sheet or mat, ie. Drumline mats

Toby tripped over a Schmobie during a drumline performance

Schmobie by Schmobie August 17, 2011

Schmobie 

An air pocket in a sheet or mat, due to imperfection in the layout of the fabric.

Toby tripped on a Schmobie the other day in practice.

Schmobie by Schmobie himself! August 16, 2011