Schmoner 

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

Schmoner by Arexxx January 21, 2009

Ass Schmoner 

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

Ass Schmoner by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

Shmoner 

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner 

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009