Top Definition
A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.
I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.
#schmoner #schmonie #schlmoner #schlmonie #moner #boner #moka #vodkaaaaa
by Arexxx January 20, 2009
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