Top Definition
The Act of Shaving One's Chode
My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.
by Construction Lab April 01, 2007
2 more definitions
The Penis. See also 'Hampton'
"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."
by Blockster August 18, 2003
One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.
Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.
by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009

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