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schmegeggie 

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.
I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.
schmegeggie by rob essss July 21, 2008

Schmegeggles 

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
Schmegeggles by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

Schmiggie 

Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.

True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.

Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".

Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"

Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"

schmigeggy 

a person who doesn't know how te act in any situation, someone who isn't able to define situations and to handle properly to that situation
I'm going to eat with the queen but i'm acting like a farmer because i don't understand that i have to act polite and with decipline, in that situation i am a schmigeggy.
schmigeggy by dries torreele January 15, 2007

schmageggie 

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.
During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"
schmageggie by s1165096 March 24, 2009

Schmugeggie 

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.
Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.
Schmugeggie by onenut March 2, 2003