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3. schmeef
1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.
2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!
by Anon Mar 9, 2005 add a video
1. schmeef
an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef
2. schmeef
Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.
O man, that schmeef smells like shit
by Dirt Mar 29, 2004 add a video
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