Schmear

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

by Now This is Entertaining January 17, 2007

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly

Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!

by James Owens June 12, 2008

schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006

Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012

Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020

Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014