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Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough
Schmeat by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

packing schmeat 

Having a massive dick
That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat
packing schmeat by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019
“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”
Schmeat by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
Wank My Schmeat by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019