Schlub

An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.

In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.

by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009

schlub

A bum

Her new boyfriend is such a schlub

by the X April 28, 2003

schlub

An absolute mess, somebody who doesn't care about anything, especially the opposite gender.

Vinny Falcone is a schlub

by Schlubs rule April 4, 2006

schlub

A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.

"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet

by Meeper February 23, 2004

schlub

Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.

Don't be a schlub.

by PineappleJuice March 23, 2015

The Schlub

When you 69 with the guy on top

I was mouf fucking her in The Schlub

by OceansTen January 7, 2017

Schlub

1.) A boy who thinks he's a bum but is actually really cute and perfect for you. 2.) The male equivalent to a girl calling herself fat.

Boyfriend: "I'm a schlub"
Girlfriend: "you know thats not true"

by putitonahotdog April 17, 2018