1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.
2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.
3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.
2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.
3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.
by Jspizzle March 31, 2010
1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.
1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.
by Ned McCaster November 17, 2007
by because im short May 4, 2022
(Sh-lah-sir) a person or persons whom licks windows, particularly, but not limited to windows containing boogers and or fly dung.
by Firstclassasshole March 29, 2023