2 definitions by supermodelwannabe

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1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

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1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.
1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

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