A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005
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A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 3, 2005
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a man's protruding genitals
tommy has a really big one
"tommy doesn't know, that i saw his shlong"
"5 dolla 6 1/2 inh schlong"
by kaf June 16, 2008
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a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...
by Ian March 2, 2004
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A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.
by somebody October 18, 2003
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Wow she exclaimed, I'll never get that schlong inside me
by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003
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