Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...
Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
by Meister December 10, 2004
Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.
Verb: To fuck
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
Verb: To fuck
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
by KarlFaust January 5, 2004
Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.
by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008
Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
I showed her my schlong.
by Masen April 6, 2006
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
by bobthehairypenis December 6, 2009