1 definition by bobthehairypenis

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A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!
by bobthehairypenis December 05, 2009

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